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Saturday, November 21, 2009

joke collection – 211

Sobriety tests

  • A man is going down the road, and gets pulled over by a highway patrolman.
  • When he gets up to the car, he tells him that he was speeding.
  • The man is shocked,but not startled by being pulled over because he is always speeding.

  • While the highway patrolman is standing there, he sees that the man has 9 huge knives in the back seat.
  • He asks him what they are for, and he tells him that they not believe him, and tells him to prove it.
  • So he gets out of the car, and starts to juggle the knives.
  • At the same time, 2 men are driving by and witness the two on the side of the road.
  • One of the men looks to the other man and says,"Man, I sure am glad I quit drinking, those sobriety tests these days are rough!"


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