joke collection – 212

Stupido Italiano
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:

• "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro. "
  
• " What do you mean it's illegal? " asked the Englishmen.
  
• " Quattro means four " replies the Italian official.
  
  
• " Quattro is just the name of the automobile, " the Englishmen retort disbelievingly.
  
• " Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons. "
  
• " You can't pull that one on me, " replies the Italian customs agent.
  
  
• " Quattro means four.
  
• You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law ".
  
  
• The Englishmen replies angrily, " You idiot! Call your supervisor over.
  
• I want to speak to someone with more intelligence! "
  
• " Sorry, " responds the Italian official, " he can't come.
  
• He's busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno. "
  

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