joke collection – 210

Married in Heaven

• On their way to get married, a young couple die in a fatal car accident.
  
• The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
  
• While waiting, they begin to wonder: "Could they possibly get married in Heaven?" When St. Peter showed up, they decided to ask him.
  
• St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out."
  
• The couple sat and waited for an answer, for a couple of months, and they began to worry; if they were allowed to get married, what if things didn't work out? Were they stuck together forever?
  

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns,looking somewhat annoyed. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."
Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"


St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?!"


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