joke collection – 194

Funny Store Signs

1. Outside a muffler shop:
   "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
   
2. Outside a hotel:
   "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
   
3. On a desk in a reception room:
   "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
   
4. In a veterinarians waiting room:
   "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
   
5. At the electric company:
   "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
   
6. On the door of a computer store:
   "Out for a quick byte."
   
7. In a restaurant window:
   "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
   
8. Inside a bowling alley:
   "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
   
9. n the front yard of a funeral home:
   "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
   
10. n a counselors office:
    "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
    
    
    

Author: Unknown


Be more concerned with your character than your reputation,
because your character is what you really are,
while your reputation is merely what others think you are
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