joke collection – 193

The Diagnosis

• "Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his anxious patient, "You only have six months to live."
  
• The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
  
• Regaining his composure, he apologetically told his physician that he had no medical insurance.
  
• "I can't possibly pay you in that time."
  
• "OK," the doctor said, "Let's make it a year."
  
  

The Fortune Teller

• A man goes to a fortune teller to seek his fortune.
  
• The fortune teller says, "You are the Father of two children."
  
• The Father laughed and said, "That's what you think, I'm the Father of three."
  
• The fortune teller laughed and said, "Nope. That's what you think."
  

never give up

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad . . . "
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad . . . "
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later: "Daaaa-aaaad . . . "
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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There's always going to be people that hurt you,
so what you have to do is keep on trusting and
must be more careful about who you trust next time around.



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