joke collection – 97

Pusy Rules

1. After dark, all cats are jaguars...
   
2. Never *ever* try to baptize a cat.
   
3. Cats are smarter than dogs.
   
4. You cannot get a cat to pull a sled.
   
5. A cat knows your every thought. It doesn't care. But it knows .
   
6. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I will put shoes on my cat ...
   
7. Most people with cats, know they are being controlled.
   
8. That's the horror of it ...
   
9. Never try to out stubborn a cat .
   
10. Thousands of years ago, humans worshiped the cat.
    
11. They have not forgotten this . . .
    
12. Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off of my tongue.
    
13. I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.
    
14. Picture of a fat tabby on a couch , looking at his owner and thinking...
    
15. "My species domesticated your species... "
    

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