joke collection – 96

Blonde joke - LOTTERY
A broke blonde decides to ask god for help.

• "God.." she said, "Please let me win the lottery..
  
• I really need the money!"
  Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win.
  
• She prays even harder.
  
• "God.. I have two childrens and I can't give them anything to eat unless I win the lottery.
  
• Please God.. help me!"
  
• Lottery night comes again.. and the blonde still doesn't win.
  
• She prays again.
  
  
• "GOD.. PLEASE LET ME WIN THIS TIME!! I'm starving..
  
• My children too..
  
• We cannot even pay the rent..
  
• Please please please HELP US!!"
  
• Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light..
  
• and the blonde hears the god's voice.
  
• "Sweetheart..
  
• You must work with me on this..
  
• " he said, "BUY THE DAMN TICKET LOTTERY FIRST!!!"
  
  
  

Harry Prasetya, ST