joke collection – 192

Fools, Moving

• A professor was walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival professor.
  
• The street was too narrow for two to pass.
  
• The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily: "I never make way for fools!"
  
• Smiling, the professor stepped aside and said: "I always do."
  
  
• Three men die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven.
  
• They are all asked, "As your mortal remains lie below on Earth in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you most like to hear them say about you?"
  
  
• The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a really great physician and healer, yet also a great family man."
  
• The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
  
• The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say....... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
  
  
  

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regards,
Yenny