joke collection – 184

DON'T ARGUE WITH CHILDREN

• A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
  The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
  
  
• The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
  
• Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
  
  
• The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
  
• The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
  
• The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
  
  
  

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