joke collection – 183

Dog vs. Computer: Man's Best Friend?

Favorite Food:
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits

Method used to end undesirable behavior:
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete

After destruction of personal property:
D: dog not found
C: file not found

Favorite trick:
D: roll over
C: play dead

Consequence of virus:
D: replace valuable carpeting
C: replace valuable data

Widely ignored government mandate:
D: leash law
C: Communications Decency Act

Waste disposal tool:
D: pooper-scooper
C: uninstaller

Sensitive internal procedures:
D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed "one kind-of like this" once

Method of marking territory:
D: lifting leg
C: "Designed for Windows XP"

Unique behavior:
D: lick and drag
C: click-and-drag

Inexplicable physical feature:
D: dewclaw
C: scroll lock key

Estimated lifespan:
D: 12 years
C: 12 months

Author: Unknown
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