joke collection – 84

(Joke) 5 kind s..

Five kinds of sex people have.....

There are five kinds of sex that people
can experience in their lifetimes.
Here is an explanation of each:

The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during
the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until
you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the
beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex
anywhere, anytime. Including the kitchen.

The third is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed
down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you've
got to do it in the bedroom.

The fourth is Hallway Sex. This is where
you pass each other in the hallway and yell,
"F... you."

There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom
Sex. This is when you get divorced and your
ex-partner fucks you in front of
everyone in the court.

Indo community