joke collection - 10

"Jaime!!," he says, "wake up!"
Jaime answers, "I don't want to get up, Papa." :-(
The father shouts, "Get up, you have to go to school!!."

Jaime says, "I don't want to go to school." :(
"Why not?" asks the father.

"Three reasons," says Jaime.

1. "First, because it's so dull;
2. second, the kids tease me; and
3. third, I hate school." :(
   

And the father says,"Well, I am going to give you three reasons why you must go to school."

1. "First, because it is your DUTY !
2. second, because you are FORTY-FIVE years old !!, and
3. third, because you are the HEADMASTER !!!"
   

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