Which type of Woman you are or your girlfriend is ???

(joke)

1. INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access
   
2. SERVER woman: always busy when you need her
   
3. WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,but no one can live without her
   
4. EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things, but you mostly use her for your four basic needs
   
5. D.O.S. woman: everyone had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore
   
6. SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun
   
7. RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you disconnect her
   
8. HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everything, FOREVER!
   
9. MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible thing look beautiful
   
10. USER woman: she fucks up everything she does and always asks more than she needs
    
11. CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster
    
12. E-MAIL woman: every ten things she says, eight are bullshit. the last but not least,
    
13. VIRUS WOMAN: also known as "wife", when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your ressources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose thing, if you don't try to uninstall her, you will lose everything!
    
    

So choose wisely...

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