joke collection - 03

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

• The man says: "What's the problem, officer?"
  
• Officer: "You were going at least 75mph in what is a 55mph limit."
• Man: "No, sir, I was going 60mph."
  Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80mph." The man gives his wife a dirty look.
  
• Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken brake light."
  
• Man: "Broken brake light? I didn't know about a broken brake light."
  
• Wife: "Oh, Harry, you've known about that brake light for weeks." The man gives his wife another dirty look.
  
• Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt.
  
• "Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
  
• Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt." This time he turns to his wife and shouts: "Please shut your big mouth!"
  
  

At this, the officer turns to the woman and says: "Excuse me, madam, does your husband talk to you like this all the time?'' The wife replies: "Only when he's drunk."
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