Would You Get Married Again?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the wife looks over at him and asks the question...

• WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
  
• HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
  
• WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
  
• HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
  
  
• WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
  
• HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
  
• WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
  
• HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
  
  
• WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
  
• HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
  
• WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
  
• HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
  
  
• WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
  
• HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
  
• WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
  
• HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
  
  
• WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
  
• HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
  
• WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
  
• HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
  
  
• WIFE: -- silence –
  
• HUSBAND: "Oh shit!"
  
  Harry Prasetya, ST