joke collection – 206

How to spell a Mississipi

• A bus stops and two Jamaican men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
  
• The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
  
  
• "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.
  
• Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.
  
• Then I come one lasta time."
  
  
• "You foul-mouthed swine, "retorted the lady indignantly.
  
• "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
  
• "Hey, coola down lady, "said the man.
  
• "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
  
• I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi.
  
  
  
  

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Sermawati Tanudjaja