joke collection – 202

hell... the devil did it!

An engineer dies and dutifully shows up at the Pearly Gates for admission to Heaven. St. Peter denies him entrance on the basis that heaven is not accepting any engineers. So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and
the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls up Satan on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how s it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great! We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

"What?!" God shouts. "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -he should never have gotten down there. Send him up here."

Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here, or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"






GOD Bless You...
Tirta Wijaya