funny story from my friend

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam. A local man who waschewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

• Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
  
• Singaporean : "Of course."
  
• Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore."
  

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

• Malaysian : "Do you eat the jelly with the bread?"
  
• Singaporean : "Of course."
  
• Malaysian (chuckling) : "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam before we sell it across to Singapore."
  
• This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
  
• Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
  
• Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
  
• Malaysian : "We throw them away, of course."
  
• Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia & that's the real reason we ban the chewing of gums."
  

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source: milis