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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

A Fabulous Offer

[joke

  • A young girl missed her period for two months...
  • Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

  • The test result shows that the girl is pregnant now...
  • Shouting, Cursing, Crying, the mother scream : "Who was the pig that did this to you?. I Want to know..!!"

  • The girls picks up the phone and makes a call.
  • Half an hour later a Ferri Car stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with dark hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out it and enters the house slowly.

  • He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tell them : "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take the responsibility.

  • If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach Villa and a $ 1,000,000 bank account.
  • If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $ 2,000,000 bank account.

  • If it is twins, 5 factory each and $ 5,000,000 for each child.
  • Howeever, if there is a miscarriage , what do you suggest I do?"

  • At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places his hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him : "You Can Try Again !"


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