THREE SUPER MICE

Three Indonesian mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighbourhood
late at night, trying to impress each other with how tough they are.

The first mouse sinks a shot of Bintang, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to
the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it
off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press
it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese".

The second mouse orders up two shots of Vodkaz, sinks them both, slams each
glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "Yeah, well then I
see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a
powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for
the rest of the day".

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have
time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat".


Harry Prasetya, ST