Classic Sports Quotes

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These are actual quotes by Commentators at various sporting events:

• "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." (Pat Glenn -Weightlifting Commentator)
  
• "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator)
  
• "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." (Murray Walker)
  
• "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman)
  
• "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing-but none of them serious." (Alan Minter)
  
• "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." (Terry Venables)
  
• "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977)
  
• "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." (Metro Radio)
  
• "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
  
• "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh my God, what have I just said?" (USTV Commentator - Sandi)
  
• Two of Baseball's Hall of Famers, Dizzy Dean and Pee Wee Reese, were calling the old "Game of the Week," when suddenly the camera showed a young couple
  
• making-out in the cheap seats: Pee Wee: "How would you call that kinda play, Diz?"
  
• Dizzy: "Well, ole buddy, I guess I'd say he kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls."
  
• With that Pee Wee knocked a beer all over the booth and the screen went black.