joke collection – 168

Funeral Procession

• A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
  
• A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first.
  
• Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking his pitbull on a lead. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in a single file.
  
• The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
  
• He respectfully approached the man walking the dog,
  
• "I am sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in a single file.
  
• Whose funeral is it?"
  
  
• The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
  
• "What happened to her?"
  
• The man replied, "My pitbull attacked and killed her."
  
• He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
  
• The man answered, "My mother-in-law.
  
• She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
  
  
• A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
  
• "Can I borrow the Dog?" the inquisitive man asks.
  
• "Get in line."
  
  

PAY BACK

• Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 3:44 A.M. by his ringing telephone.
  
• "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.
  
• Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.
  
  
• The next morning at precisely 3:44 A.M., Bernard called his neighbor back.
  
• "Good morning, Mr. Williams. ........
  
• Just called to say that I don't have a dog."
  
  
  

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation,
because your character is what you really are,
while your reputation is merely what others think you are
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