joke collection – 167

Held the Auction

• Wife: "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks.
  
• The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
  
  
• Husband: "How about the ones like mine?"
  
• Wife: "Those they gave away."
  
  
• Husband: "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts.
  
• The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
  
• Wife: "And how much for the ones like mine?"
  
• Husband: "That's where they held the auction."
  
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  regards,
  Yenny
  
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