joke collection – 133

Which type of woman is your girlfriend ?

• INTERNET woman: Woman is difficult to access.
  
• SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.
  
• WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one
  can live without her.
  
  
• EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
  
• DOS woman: Everyone had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.
  
• VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your sources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
  
  
• SCREENSAVER Woman: she is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!
  
• RAM woman: She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
  
• HARD DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
  
  
• MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
  
• USER woman: She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs.
  
• CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
  
• E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are bullshit...
  
  
  

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