joke collection – 124

Blonde Couple

• Drowsing contentedly after an afternoon of making love in bed,suddenly there's the sound of a car pulling up outside.
  
• Dreamily, the girl whispers, "Oh, oh, quick get moving, that's my husband."
  
• Quick as a flash, the man jumps out of bed, rushes to the window and suddenly stops dead.
  
• "What d'ya mean?" he bellows "I AM your husband!"
  

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Be strong honey, I love you..

• A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
  
• As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed.
  
• He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck,then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
  
  
• While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes!
  
• He probably spent a lot of time in prison,and has not seen a woman in years.
  
• If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction.
  
• This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us.
  
• Be strong, honey.
  
• I love you"
  
  
• To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way.
  
• Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck.
  
• He was whispering in my ear.
  
• He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
  
• Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
  

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