joke collection – 175

If u love some 1

Pessimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back..

Suspicious:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why..

Impatient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her..

Patient:
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IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ....

Playful:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat
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C++ Programmer:
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if(you-love(m*she))
m*she.free()
if(m*she == NULL)
m*she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates :
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade..

Biologist :
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve..

Statisticians :
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway..

Schwarzenegger's fans:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
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If you love someone don't set her free.



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