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today's jokes

• David received a parrot for his birthday.
  
• The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
  
• Every other word was an expletive.
  
• Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, very rude.
  
  
• David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example.
  
• Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.
  
• He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and became even more rude.
  
  
• Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream.
  
• Then suddenly, there was quiet - not a sound for half a minute.
  
• David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
  
• The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
  
• 1 will endeavor at once to correct my behaviour. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
  
  
• David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"
  
  
  

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