joke collection – 164

What'd you do that for?

The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at the door.

He opens the door and there's a snail sitting on the doorstep.

• "What do you want?" asks the owner.
  
• "I want a beer," says the snail.
  
• "First of all, we're closed, and second of all, we don't serve snails.
  
• So go away!" The snail begs and pleads for a beer. The owner finally gets fed up, kicks the snail, and slams the door.
  

One year later....
The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at the door.

He opens the door and there's a snail sitting on the doorstep.

"What'd you do that for?" asks the snail.

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bye
take care
yenny