joke collection – 161

Keeping Up with the assignments

• Mr. Bledsoe, the biology instructor at a very posh suburban girl's school,inquired during class, "Miss Carson, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appopriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
  
  
• Where upon, Miss Carson inhaled sharply, then said icily. "Mr. Bledsoe, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me.
  
• Further more, I assure you my parents will hear of this."
  
  
• With that, young Miss Carson sat down red-faced.
  
• Unpertubed, Mr. Bledsoe, amidst not a few snickers, called on Miss Turbeville, asking the same question.
  
• Miss Turbeville, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, sir ; in dim light."
  
  
• "Precisely," said Mr. Bledsoe, smiling his approval.
  
• "And now, Miss Carson, I have three things to say to you.
  
• Firstly, you have not studied your assignment.
  
• Secondly, you have a dirty mind.
  
• And thirdly, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
  
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There's always going to be people that hurt you,
so what you have to do is keep on trusting and
must be more careful about who you trust next time around.

about who you trust next time around.



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