joke collection – 138

If You LOVE SomeOne

• If you love someone, Set her free...
  
• If she comes back, she's yours,
  
• If she doesn't, she never was....
  

THE NEW VERSIONS.....

• Pessimist :
  If you love someone, Set her free ...
  If she ever comes back, she's yours,
  If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
  
  
• Optimist :
  If you love someone,Set her free ...
  Don't worry, she will come back.
  
  
• Suspicious :
  If you love someone, Set her free ...
  If she ever comes back,
  ask her why.
  
  
• Impatient :
  If you love someone, Set her free ...
  If she doesn't come back within some time,
  forget her
  
  
• Patient :
  If you love someone, Set her free ...
  If she doesn't come back,
  continue to wait until she comes back ...
  
  
• Playful :
  If you love someone, Set her free ...
  If she comes back, and if you love her still,
  set her free again, repeat *
  
  
• C++ Programmer :
  if(you-love(m_she)) /* m name of girlfriend */m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she = new C_she; :: dont get it!! ::
  
  
• Animal-Rights Activist :
  If you love someone, Set her free,
  In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
  
  
• Bill Gates :
  If you love someone, Set her free,
  If she comes back,
  I think we can charge her for re-installation fees; but tell her that
  she's also going to get an upgrade.
  
  
• Biologist :
  If you love someone, Set her free,
  She'll evolve.
  
  
• Statisticians :
  If you love someone, Set her free,
  If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
  If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway
  
  
• Schwarzenegger's fans :
  If you love someone, Set her free,
  SHE'LL BE BACK!
  
  
• Over possessive person :
  If you love someone
  don't set her free
  
  
• HR specialist :
  If you love someone set her free
  by Offering her VSS and other benefits
  Then outsource her.
  
  
• MBA :
  If you love someone
  set her free instantaneously
  and look for others simultaneously
  
  
• Psychologist :
  If you love someone set her free
  If she comes back her super ego is dominant
  If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
  If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
  
  
• Somnabulist :
  If you love someone set her free
  If she comes back it's a nightmare
  If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
  
  
• ERP functional expert :
  If you love someone set her free
  If she comes back, map her into your system
  If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
  
  
• Finance expert :
  If you love someone set her free
  If she comes back, it's time to look for fresh loans
  If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
  
  
• Marketing Specialist :
  If you love someone set her free
  If she comes back
  she has brand loyalty
  If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
  
  
  
  Be more concerned with your character than your reputation,
  because your character is what you really are,
  while your reputation is merely what others think you are
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