joke collection – 129

American History

It was the first day of school in Alamo, Ca. and a new student named Suzuki,the son of a Japanese
businessman, entered the eighth grade.

• The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
  
• Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
  
• she saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
  
• "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people,by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?
  
• Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki
  
• The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
  
• She heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded.
  
• Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
  
• At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
  
• The teacher glares and asks "All right!
  
• Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
  
  
• Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah?
  
• Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
  
• Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said,"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill
  you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
  
  
• The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
  "Oh shit, we're fucked" and Suzuki said, "The Taliban! 2001
  

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