joke collection – 125

before and after married

• Before wedding:
  Roses are red, violets are blue Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
  
• After wedding
  Roses are dead, I am blue You get on my head, I will sue you
  
  
• Before wedding
  Every night he brings you to Shangri-La
  
• After wedding
  You want to go, he says Nanti-la
  
  
• Before wedding -
  She enjoys his looks
  
• After wedding -
  She enjoys his cheque book
  
  
• Before wedding -
  She looks like Anita Sarawak
  
• After wedding -
  Don't know whether katak or biawak
  
  
• Before wedding -
  Weekends at Resor Tampak Siring
  
• After wedding -
  Furthest you go is Wisma Tampak Miring
  
  
• Before wedding -
  He opens the car door
  
• After wedding -
  He opens his mouth and snores
  
  
• Before wedding -
  She / he was your ideal
  
• After wedding -
  She / he becomes your ordeal
  

So before you decide to get married, beware of the consequences.
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Without it, your life will echo emptiness.
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