joke collection – 176

If Only...

• A man is driving down a road.
  
• A woman is driving down the same road in the opposite direction.
  
  
• As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!!"
  
• The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!!!"
  
  
• They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.
  
• If only men would listen.
  

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iceberg, degrees

• A Chinese guy is sitting next to a Jewish guy on an airplane.
  
• Out of the blue, the Jewish guy slaps the Chinese guy so hard that his head reverberates.
  
• The Chinese guy asks, "What did you do that for?"
  
• The Jewish guy says, "That was for Pearl Harbor."
  
• The Chinese guy says, "But Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese."
  
• The Jewish guy says, "Japanese, Chinese, Korean, it's all the same to me."
  
• A few minutes of silence pass when out of the blue the Chinese guy slaps the Jewish guy so hard that HIS head reverberates.
  
• The Jewish guy asks "What did you do that for?"
  
• The Chinese guy says, "That was for the Titanic."
  
• The Jewish guy says, "But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg."
  
• The Chinese guy says, "Steinberg, Goldberg, Iceberg, it's all the same to me."
  

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• The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
  
• After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees,4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
  
• After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
  

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The worst sorrows in life
are not in its losses and misfortunes,but its fears.




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