joke collection – 157

LOST DUEL

• Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye and torn clothing.
  
• It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost.
  
  
• While his father was patching him up he asked his son what happened.
  
• "Well, Dad," said Aaron, "I challenged Larry to a duel.
  
• And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
  
  
• "Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
  
• "I know," Aaron replied. "But I never thought he'd choose his sister !!"
  

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