joke collection – 136

Can we see the baby ?

With the miracle of fertility treatments, a woman was able to have a baby at the age of 65.

• When she was discharged from the hospital, her friends came to visit. "Can we see the baby?" they asked.
  
• "Not yet", said the 65 year old mother.
  
• Twenty minutes later, they asked again. "Can we see the baby?"
  
• "Not yet", said the mother.
  
• Another twenty minutes later, they asked again. "Can we see the baby now?"
  
• "Not yet", said the mother.
  
• Growing very impatient, they said, "Well, when can we see the baby then?"
  
• "When the baby cries."
  
• "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
  
• "Because I forgot where I put it."
  

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once Closing Words

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful.. You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here... I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction.
K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us (Kata ABG Jakarta: "Maksa nih...").
Y.E.M.E.N. - 'Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.
P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S. - Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please, Please.. I Need Erotic
Stimulation!
S.I.N.G.A.P.O.R.E. - Sexual Intimacy Need Government Authorization with Paid
Official Receipt Endorsement

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