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All Americans heroes

BREAKING NEWS
THE PREPARATION TO RETALIATE, BE READY TO FACE WORLD WAR III!!

Hot and live from satellite TV since last night news was America Under Attack.
Secretly US has form a special team comprising from specially nominated candidates to arm US country from invisible terrorist.

American has put 'on standby action' all Americans heroes: Superman, Batman, Man From Atlantis, Six Million Dollar Man, Nightman, Knight Rider, Xena The Princess Warrior, Hercules and Zorro and last but not least the Armageddon Team who in last action has safe our planet was in awaiting order from The President. However Rambo still cannot be contacted.

Team will be lead by Arnold Scwarzenegger who said justice will prevail and his team will judge this world thru' a so-called 'judgment day' mission, he has a success story in same mission last time. Straight to the rescue is Britain's most famous secret agent, James Bond.


However, Ms. Yu Wan Mee (who was last seen with him) said that he was on another secret mission with Dr Eye van Seckhs. Still fresh from the dentist is Britain's second most famous secret agent, Mr Austin Powers. The latest news is that there is a possibility that he, Felicity Shagwell and Dr Evil will join forces to help America beat the terrorist.

Pentagon is still trying to contact Japan Ambassador to get help and put Ultraman, Taro and Doraemon to standby if American heroes fail. Currently the Power Rangers are still in a secret mission. Washington is still waiting confirmation from Jakarta, whether Gatotkaca, Gundala Putera Petir and Wiro Sableng could lend a hand..

God Bless America!

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It is a good thing to be rich,
It is a good thing to be strong,
but it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends....




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