joke collection – 119

ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE
Source - Joke Of The Day

"Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company,
I already sent the money."

"If you are my parents, please send money."

"If you are my bank, you
didn't lend me enough money."

"If you are my friends, you owe me money."

"If you are a female, don't
worry, I have LOTS of money!"