(joke) Computer Acronym

• Acronyms in English
  
  IBM
  I Blame Microsoft
  
  ISDN
  It Still Does Nothing
  
  LISP
  Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses
  
  MACINTOSH
  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
  
  MICROSOFT
  Most of Our Intelligent Customers Realize that Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
  
  OS/2
  Obsolete Soon, Too
  
  PC
  Pretty Cheap
  
  PCMCIA
  People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  
  PNP
  Plug 'n' Pray
  
  SCSI
  System Can't See It
  
  WINDOWS
  Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
  
  WWW
  World Wide Wait
  
  
  
• Acronyms in Indonesian
  
  ASP
  Amat Sangat Pelan (Very, very slow)
  
  CGI
  Cari Gara-gara di Internet (Looking for trouble in the Internet)
  
  DOS
  Dipakai Orang Sinting (Used by crazy people)
  
  DSS
  Data Sering Salah (Data is often incorrect)
  
  EIS
  Eh, Ini Salah (Oops, this is wrong)
  
  HTML
  Habisnya Tidak Mampu Lagi (Because it can't do again)
  
  IBM
  Ini Barang Mahal (It's an expensive stuff)
  
  INTEL
  Indomie Telor (Indomie plus egg. Indomie is a favorite Indonesian instant
  noodle)
  
  INTERNET
  Indomie, Telor, Kornet (Indomie plus egg and corned)
  
  IRC
  Ini Racun Cinta (It's a poison of love)
  
  JSP
  Jangan Sekali-kali Pakai (Don't ever use it)
  
  ORACLE
  Ora kelar-kelar (It's not gonna be finished) - Javanese
  
  PHP
  Paling Hebat Punya (The best one)
  
  PERL
  Pokoknya Emang Rada Lambat (Basically it's a little bit slow)
  
  SAP
  Sampai Aku Pingsan (It makes me fainted)
  or better, Sampai Anda Pailit ([Use it] until you're bankrupt)
  
  WINDOWS
  Wah, Ini Nggak Dipakai Oleh Wanita Sejati (Well, it's not used by true women)